- [Little person Tito is not happy with the dream sequence]
- Tito: Why does my character have to be a dwarf?
- Nick: He doesn't have to be.
- Tito: Then why is he? Is that the only way you can make this a dream, to put a dwarf in it?
- Nick: No, Tito, I...
- Tito: Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!
- Nick: Bob, what the fuck is with that smoke, man? Whaddya got in there, a couple of hamsters blowing smoke rings, ferchrissakes?
- Nick: There needs to be more tension when you see him.
- Nicole Springer: I thought I wasn't supposed to see him.
- Nick: Well, maybe you see him a little.
- Nicole Springer: I feel like such an asshole.
- Nick: You're just saying that because you have Preparation-H on your face.
- Script: Wonder what his sign is. Do you know what his sign is Nicole?
- Nicole Springer: No, I don't know his sign but I think his moon is in Uranus.