Mark Jackson: That thing could eat a whole stack of Bibles for breakfast!
[after seeing Mrs. Frawley get crushed by the mangler]
Bill Gartley: Ah, Frawley, you stupid old bitch. Always getting in the way. Goddamn it, goddamn it, goddamn it!
Officer John Hunton: It folded her like a sheet Mark!
Bill Gartley: There's a little bit of me in that machine... and a little bit of that machine in me.
George Stanner: [Stanner is working on the machine when he sees Sherry coming towards him, crying hysterically] ... Sherry... what are you doing here?
Sherry: I have to see my uncle!
George Stanner: [Stanner holds out his arm to stop her] It's not a good idea, he's very upset...
Sherry: I can't work here anymore... the police came and asked me questions, I've gotta speak to him!
George Stanner: ...Police... it figures. Just don't go up there! He's busy.
Sherry: ...Lin-Sue's with him, isn't she?
George Stanner: [stares at Sherry worriedly] ... Sherry, go on home now...
Sherry: I HAVE to talk to him!
J.J.J. Pictureman: [forlorn] I'm being... eaten up inside...
Officer John Hunton: The mangler got the foreman...
J.J.J. Pictureman: You have to exorcise your demon... don't let it possess your soul...
J.J.J. Pictureman: Just when you think you've seen it all, life bites you in the ass!
[makes a clicking noise with his teeth and grins]
Officer John Hunton: Excuse me, Miss Oulette, I'm uh, investigating a laundry folding machine with a bad case of demon possession, and I need to examine you to determine whether or not you're a virgin!
Bill Gartley: The only thing worse than the devil within... is the devil without.
George Stanner: What are you doing? Not up here. Get back down there. Jesus. Morons.
Bill Gartley: My power has nothing to do with money! Power is energy, power is motivation, power is what holds things together!
George Stanner: [appalled] My, god, Mr. Gartley Sir, that machine killed your daughter!... Look what it's done to you...