Mortal Kombat (1995)

Trevor Goddard: Kano

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Quotes 

• [Kano is on the ground turning purple, because Sonya's knees are clamped tight around his neck] 

  Kano : No, Sonya, don't! Please! Come on, give me a break!

  Sonya Blade : Okay.

  [twists her legs, breaking Kano's neck] 

• [about Kano] 

  Shang Tsung : Why else would I have chosen such a disreputable-looking cretin? Look at him! No dignity, no manners... Yet in the realm of Earth, men like him can amass great wealth, and almost god-like power.

  Kano : Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind! Now when do I get paid?

• Kano : Hello baby. Did you miss me?

• Kano : What I wanna know... if this Shang Tsung guy's so great, how come he's got such a crummy-looking boat? Ah, anyway, guy gives me the creeps.

  [mimicking Shang Tsung] 

  Kano : "Treasure... these... moments!"

  Goro : That was his intention. Shang Tsung is a great sorcerer. The wise cultivate his favor. Those who challenge his power become his slaves.

  Kano : Yeah? Well, I haven't seen any of them around.

  Goro : You fool. You know nothing. He enslaves souls. He learned the black arts from The Emperor himself.

  Kano : You're some kind of royalty, too, right?

  Goro : I am Goro! General of the armies of Outworld and Prince of the subterranean realm of Shokan.

  Kano : Subterranean? What's that, something like underground?

  Goro : Yes... something like that.

  Kano : [trying not to appear intimidated by Goro]  Yeah? Well, I'm kind of an underworld boss! Well, I mean, back home.

  Goro : How lucky for them... back home!

• Kano : [Takes knife out]  Ooh, now look at this! This little baby brings back memories now, doesn't it?

  Sonya Blade : What, you used it to knife your mother in the back?

  Kano : Nah, but it put a big smile on your partner though. Ear

  [motions the blade from one side of his face to the other] 

  Kano : wwsshh, to ear. Hehehe.

• Kano : Give it up, baby. I've studied all your moves.

  Sonya Blade : Yeah? STUDY THIS!

  [hits him] 

• Kano : [to Goro]  See me, I belive in a fair fight. You know, one on one, man to man, hand to hand. Just like my daddy taught me. But what I saw up there was NOT very fair. Yeah Where was I... yeah. So then he freezes this guy, right? And then he explodes. I could see his guts and everything. Hmh, almost lost my lunch.