Richard Spencer (as Andrew Clay)
Jake
Frank Musso
Mrs. Spencer
Norma Jean Hazelrigg
Brenda
Sara
Self
Eddie
Robber #1
Robber #2
Allison Shoop
Sara's Baby
Saint Peter
Todd Farrit
Sara's Little Girl
Sara's Husband
Charlotte
Satan
Freda
Jakes Baby
Angry Mom
Cat Food Lady
Diane
Lisa
Armani Guy
Kid
Ziggy Brillman
Paramedic
Reporter #1
Nancy
Reporter #2
'Noble Hart' / Self
Sheik Abdul Achmed
Actress Playing Norma Jean
Actor Playing Frank Musso
Actor Playing Noble Hart
Pia Zadora
Barry Brillman
Delivery Guy
Guard #1
Producer #1
Bailiff
Modesto Judge
Blind Sheik's Translator
N.Y.C. Cop
Matron Guard (as Peggy Maltby)
Guard #2
Priest
Deathrow Guard
Voice Over Announcer (as Michael D. Hanks)
David Letterman (segment "Greed") (uncredited)
Conan O'Brien (segment "Greed") (uncredited)