Rachel: Rachel Mary Ellen. The Rachel is silent.
Rachel: Who's Mistress Eakens? I'm supposed to take this to Mistress Eakens? Do you know who she is? Mistress Eakens? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Rachel: Mistress Eakens, I think he said.
Trish: Mister Seakins?
Rachel: Oh, I thought he said Mistress Eakens. I thought that was an unusual name.
Rachel: Oh, God, I thought I was getting shorter!
Lloyd: I walked out on a woman with multiple sclerosis and two children. One of them brain damaged because I was too drunk to see him playing in the snow... and I ran over them with the snowblower.
Lloyd: The past is something you wake up to. It's the nightmare you wake up to every single day.
Lloyd: [doorbell rings] Aww! Who the hell is that?
Dr. Maden: I used to drive a school bus. You know that? And how many school bus drivers do you think become doctors? None... Except the ones who do.
Therapist: What is a heart attack? Isn't it a broken heart?