Harry Haber
Lawrence 'Larry' Kayvey
Russ Syracuse
Valerie Syracuse
Brandon Ward
Kyle Ward
Molly Ward
Cliff Haber
Teresa Woolcot
Dan Woolcot
Mrs. Lachman
Mr. Lachman (as Ed Heeley)
Dr. Leff
Tracy, Haber's Office Secretary (as Ellen Ray-Hennessy)
Mr. Nicely
Mrs. Nicely
Miguel
Mrs. Olsen
Mr. Keenan
Mr. Loman
Mr. Ashley (as Bill Fisher)
Mrs. Wilson
Elaine Loman
Lead Surgeon
Short Surgeon
Nurse
Mexican Waiter (With Spanish Accent)
Tearoom Hostess
Pretentious Waiter
