The Sunshine Boys (1996 TV Movie)

Woody Allen: Al Lewis

Quotes 

• Willie Clark : I invented comedy!

  Al Lewis : The same night you designed the Titanic.

• Al Lewis : [Talking about his daughter]  Tell her that I'm never leaving New Jersey again. Tell her I'm sorry they built the-the bridge and the tunnel.

• Nancy Clark : Was it your idea to be sort of a straight man?

  Al Lewis : No, he just said the jokes before I could get them out.

• Al Lewis : [Entering the dining room]  Haven't been in the Friars' Club in years.

  Nancy Clark : Oh, really? Still a member?

  Al Lewis : Yeah, until I die. Then I'll quit.