Billy: Look, it's not his fault. His mother made sure he got daily x-rays.
Reed: Well at least my crib light wasn't a french fry lamp.
Kate: Why do men always show affection by putting each other down?
Billy: Oh that's just when women are around. As soon as you leave, we're gonna highlight our hair and bitch about our hips.
Reed: Remember those five teamsters I flew out to Lake Alexander? They gave me a huge tip... which is weird because I only brought four of them back.