Moesha: Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?

Niecy: Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po.

Hakeem: Niecy, your village called, and they miss their idiot.

Myles: Dorian, you can keep begging until Lil' Kim comes out with a gospel album. It ain't gonna happen.

[recurring line throughout the series, usually scaring everyone after being said]

Hakeem: Boom!

Niecy: I'm watching my figure.

Myles: Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it.

Moesha: You know I can dance like Janet.

Niecy: Yup - Reno.