The Cherokee Kid: Now I know you don't want to go to heaven sober... so here's one for the road.

Nat Love aka Deadwood Dick: If a man can't go out in a blaze of glory, he can at least go with dignity.

The Cherokee Kid: Well, I don't feel like going!

Nat Love aka Deadwood Dick: Every time you shoot at someone, plan on dying.

The Undertaker: A word of advice - don't mistake stupidity for courage.

[the gang is arguing about what to "name" Isaiah]

Stagecoach Mary, Love GAng: Hey, I broke him, I'll name him!

Mama Turner: [Repeated Line] You tell'm. You tell'm!