D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

Shaun Weiss: Goldberg

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Quotes 

• Charlie Conway : Goldberg! Goldie, I knew you could do it!

  Goldberg : Don't ever do that to me again!

  Charlie Conway : Goldberg, you scored. We win!

• Goldberg : [When Fulton shoots in the puck towards Goldberg]  Ow! Hey, watch it, please! That hurt.

  Fulton : Sorry, Goldberg.

  Goldberg : Oh, no problem, guys. Life isn't bad enough, I gotta worry about being nailed off the ice too. Why am I always getting shot at?

  Fulton : You're a goalie, dude. Deal.

  Goldberg : Well put. Thanks, Fulton. Real sensitive.

  Fulton : You're welcome.

• Coach Orion : Goldberg! When's the last time you practiced?

  Goldberg : Well, uh, we don't really practice, per se. We either play or play around. You know, have fun. You know, that thing that makes you smile and laugh. Ha, ha, ha!

  [Coach Orion glares at him] 

  Goldberg : Okay, I'll shut up.

• Coach Orion : [During practice when the Ducks are skating]  Work those legs, Gaffney! Where's your energy?

  Julie Gaffney : I think I'm gonna be sick.

  [leans over the boards and vomits] 

  Goldberg : [chuckles]  One cupcake over the line, Cat Lady.

• Goldberg : Hey, ref. You know, you can call this thing now and we can all get home in time to see "Melrose."