Tom Turner
Rebecca Frazen
Gloria McKinney
Herman Dooly
Vladek Vidov
Handsome
Idris Abraham
Lucille Barnett
Whispering Wendy
Hot Mary
Ramon (as Felix A. Pire)
Webster
Federal Prosecutor
Judge Kits Van Heynigan
State Judge
Mom Turner
Homeless Trumpeter
Gerard
Doubting Thomas Minister
Emanda Maine
Junior
Joey McKinney
Greek Bailiff
Greek Daughter
Southern Tourist
Information Booth Clerk
Parade Father
Sister Charlotte
Sarah Alcott
Theo
Otis
Madame Zeus
Josh, Joey's Friend
Regular Customer
Cousin Guy, the Postal Cop
Doug Diamond (as William Wolff)
Postal Window Clerk (as Sarina L. Ranftl)
Postal Window Clerk
Postal Customer
Postal Signer
Rich Postal Customer
Postal Cashier
Juggling Biker
Prophet Woman
Neighbor with Dog
Jemi
Petting Zoo Man
Marguerite
Marguerite's Son
Juanita, Mother (as Deborah Benson-Wald)
Angela, Daughter (as Odette Yustman)
Petting Zoo Kid
Normandie Arms Tenant
Crystal Fricker
Maid
Female Minister
Sidewalk Minister
Teacher
Charlie at Bowl
Homeless Man
Salvation Army Guy
Adult Twin Nurse
Federal Clerk
State D.A.
Ernesto on Scaffold
Assistant Prosecutor
Court Officer
Court Photographer
Undercover Cop
Camerawoman
News Video Cameraman
Local Newscaster (as Jeris Lee Poindexter)
Bodacious TV Anchor
Joyce Brothers (as Dr. Joyce Brothers)
Erin Moran
Elinor Donahue
Paradegoer (uncredited)
Tony Danza (uncredited)
Christopher Darden (uncredited)
David Hasselhoff (uncredited)
Court Officer (uncredited)
Preston Sweeney, Postmaster (uncredited)
Trial Lawyer (uncredited)
Cassandra Peterson (uncredited)
Girl at Golf Course (uncredited)
Postal Customer (uncredited)
Postal Police (uncredited)
Santa Claus (uncredited)