Everyone Says I Love You (1996)

Alan Alda: Bob

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• Bob : Frieda, this pasta doesn't have any sauce

  Frieda : It's Bavarian pasta, it doesn't need sauce. The Italians need sauce. The Italians were weak!

• Bob : [about his Republican son]  Steffi, bring down a copy of my will... and an eraser. Okay?

• Bob : I never believed in God. No, I didn't even as a little kid. I remember this. I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

• Laura : [singing]  I'm through with love, I'll never fall again!

  Steffi : What are you talking about? You're only 14!

  Bob : [singing]  I'm through with love, I'll never fall again.

  Steffi : What are *you* singing about? You're not in love with Holden!

• Bob : I can't believe I'm having this conversation with my own son, my flesh and blood. I can't believe it. Unless some large Republican pea pods are in the basement and have taken over your body.

• Steffi : [Sitting in the funeral parlor]  What's it all about? I ean, what - what are we doing? We're rushing... we're rushing...

  Bob : Th-that's right.

  Steffi : Where are we going?

  Laura : [Commenting as a sidebar to Lane about their parents]  They're so old.

  Steffi : ...into the void.

  Bob : That's it. The void is it? You know, I never believed in God!

  Steffi : Oh.

  Bob : No, I didn't... not even asa little kid. I used - I used to think - I remember this - I used to think even if he exists, he's done such a terrible job!

  Lane : [Reprovingly]  Dad!

  Bob : It's a wonder people don't file a class action suit against him.

• Bob : No, I'm fine, I'm fine! As long as I don't move my eyeballs.

• Bob : How are you going to go out with this man? You can't get behind him. He won't let you! You try to scratch his back, he'll knife you!

• Bob Dandridge : [Regarding a mixed metaphor from Steffi]  What is this, Noël Coward with hockey?