Jack (1996) Poster

(1996)

Adam Zolotin: Louis Durante

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  • Louis : [reading his essay to the class]  I want to be just like my best friend when I grow up. He's only 10 but he looks much older. He's like the perfect grownup because on the inside, he's still just a kid. He's not afraid to learn things or try things, or to meet new people the way most grownups are. It's like he's looking at everything for the first time--because he is. And most grownups aren't like that. Most grown-ups just wanna go to work and make money and show off for the neighbors. And more than anything, he knows how to be a great friend, more than most people that look like adults. So I might not know what I wanna be when I grow up, and right now I really don't care. But I do know who I wanna be like. I wanna be like the giant. The big guy. My best friend. Jack. Thank you.

  • Louis : You know what your problem is, Victor? You have Exactly Disease.

    Victor : What's that?

    Louis : It's when your mouth smells exactly like your butt!

  • Louis : Hey, you, you shoot hoops?

    Jack : Who, me?

    Louis : No, the 40-year-old kid behind you.

  • Jack : What happened to Mr. McGee? I just talked to him on the phone.

    Louis : I don't know what happened to Mr. McGee. Mr. Powell?

    Jack : [pause]  He got diarrhea.

    Dolores : [disgusted]  Diarrhea?

    Jack : Yeah, he got diarrhea. And uh, he spewed. Threw up. And he had the squirts. He had diarrhea.

    Dolores : Oh boy, that's more than I needed to know.

  • Louis : I kinda haven't done homework since the third grade.

    Jack : Whoa, your dog must be pretty full.

  • Louis : Hey, I brought Jack. He's right down there.

    John-John : You brought the freak?

    Louis : He's not a freak.

    John-John : You said he was a freak!

    Louis : Yeah, I said wrong, all right? Get over it. He's cool. He knows how to shoot hoops. And he did me a favor today. Here, check this out. Look what he picked up on the way over.

    [pulls out a Penthouse magazine] 

    John-John : He bought that?

    [he reaches for it but Louie pulls it away] 

    Louis : Eh! Eh!

    John-John : No way.

    Louis : Way! Walked right into the store and picked it up. No fear, nothing. My man's the man!

    John-John : That is way cool.

    Eddie : Wish I was a freak!

    Louis : Hey, lay off the freak stuff, all right? Jack's cool. And you gotta let him kick it with us. If he walks, Penthouse walks too.

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