Jerry Maguire (1996)

Bonnie Hunt: Laurel Boyd

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• Laurel : [after Marrying her sister without considering it thoroughly]  You fuck this up, I'll kill you!

  Jerry Maguire : I'm glad we had this talk.

• Laurel : [to Dorothy]  Don't cry at the beginning of a date. Cry at the end, like I do.

• [Dorothy enters kitchen, catching Laurel eavesdropping] 

  Laurel : I heard.

  Dorothy : No kidding. I looked over and saw the shadow of two curious shoes under the kitchen door.

  Laurel : Dorothy, this guy would go home with a gardening tool if it showed interest.

• Laurel : I'm incapable of small talk.

• Dorothy : [referring to Jerry]  He's coming over.

  Laurel : Tonight?

  Dorothy : He just lost his best client. I invited the guy over.

  Laurel : Dorothy, this is not a guy. It's a syndrome. Early mid-life. Hanging on to the bottom rung. "Dear God, don't let me be alone or I call my newly-long-suffering-assistant-without-medical for company settlement." If now all you still want is him to come over, I'm not saying anything.

  Dorothy : Honey, he's engaged.