Mother (II) (1996)

Albert Brooks: John Henderson

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• Beatrice Henderson : I love you.

  John Henderson : I know you think you do, Mother.

• Carl : Maybe you shouldn't get married anymore.

  John Henderson : I want kids.

  Carl : Well, adopt.

  John Henderson : I want to pass down my seed.

  Carl : Masturbate in the garden.

• John Henderson : [upon eating very old orange sherbet]  Blaaah! Oh God, this is horribly old! This tastes like an orange foot!

• John Henderson : I like my cheese in the ounces. When they start weighing as much as a Fiat, I get worried.

• John Henderson : You're running a food museum here.

• Lawyer : Now this being your second divorce, Mr. Henderson, I'm sure you're familiar with the procedure, but your wife, uh... ex-wife, should know it would be wise not to leave the state for a few weeks until it's finalized.

  Karen Henderson : I'm not planning to leave the state.

  John Henderson : No. She just left me. She had nothing against the land.

• John Henderson : Stop. No more food. It's like FANTASIA.

• John Henderson : I know why she hates me! I know why she hates me! I know why she hates me!

• John Henderson : We're in the 90s, mother. It's fancy jam time.

• John Henderson : Boy, you MUST be upset. Look, we're actually using the living room.