Muppet Treasure Island (1996)

Kevin Clash: Bad Polly, Black Dog, Spa'am, Chicken, Miss Piggy (assistant), Fozzie Bear (assistant), Sam the Eagle (assistant), Animal (assistant), Walleyed Pike, Monkey, Pirate, Real Old Tom

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Quotes 

• Gonzo : I thought pirates had talking parrots as pets.

  Long John Silver : Talking... parrots?

  Polly Lobster : What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots, what's next - a singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park?

• Polly Lobster : Clueless!

  Clueless Morgan : Yeah yeah.

  Polly Lobster : Give it to him!

  Mad Monty : Yeah!

  Clueless Morgan : But it's not even his birthday.

  Polly Lobster : No no no no no the paper!

  [Polly Lobster punches Clueless Morgan] 

  Clueless Morgan : This is for you.

  [Clueless Morgan gives Long John Silver the paper with the black spot] 

  Long John Silver : The black spot?

  Mad Monty : Yeah!

  Long John Silver : You dare to give me the black spot?

  Clueless Morgan : He told me to.

  Polly Lobster : What? Shut up will you!

  Long John Silver : Drawn on a page torn from a page from the bible. You tore a page from the holy scriptures, to make a pirates death sentence?

  Clueless Morgan : Here.

  Long John Silver : Oh the red hot gates of hell are creeping open! Satan is heating his pokers for you for you, you blasphemes heathens! Fall down on your knees and beg for deliverance from damnation!

  [Pirates trembling] 

  Clueless Morgan : Please forgive us.

  [Pirates begging for forgiveness] 

  Long John Silver : Very good you're forgiven. Now untie me! And let's go find the treasure!

  [Pirates rejoicing] 

• Spa'am : Hmm... we see you have boom-boom sticks... bye bye.

• Polly Lobster : I could have been a lawyer, but I just had too much heart.

• Polly Lobster : Give it to him.

  Clueless Morgan : (Confused) But, um, it's not even his Birthday...

• Polly Lobster : What if Clueless is right? What if it is curse-did.

  Long John Silver : I'll show you what I think of your curse, you mewling little lily-livered, toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean!

• Polly Lobster : [as they are in a rowboat bound for the island where the treasure is]  This is a lucky break, captain letting us go ashore. Us with the map and all; it's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter.

  Long John Silver : Aye, that it is, Polly. Never trust a silver platter.

• Polly Lobster : [the pirates see the Hispaniola sailing to them, seemingly unmanned]  It's coming dead for us!

  Clueless Morgan : It-It's the ghost of Captain Flinty!

  Mad Monty : He's coming to kill us!

  [the pirates, except for Silver, scream and run away] 

  Long John Silver : Come back here you cowards!

  [Looks back at the ship with a glare] 

  Long John Silver : ... Hawkins!