Alex
Gnome
Maggie
Patrick (as Donovan Leitch)
Lizzie
Leonard (as John Enos)
Eddie
Adam West
The Vagrant
Young Alex
Kim
Skinhead
Drama Teacher
Professor
Bouncer
Bar Waitress
Rachel
Jock
Cafe Waitress
Dealer
Hotel Clerk
James
Vladimir
Lizzie's Band - The Chocolate Donut
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy
Patrick's Band - Nancy Boy (as Michael Williams)