Colonel Madden: [to the rebel leader] First rule when dealing with the devil: don't.
Dr. Bill Stewart, Solo's Designer: I should've stayed in college.
Improved Solo: You fought well for a flawed unit.
General Clyde Haynes: [talking about the two Solo Droids] Two Billion Dollars down the crapper!
Improved Solo: [whilst strangling Miguel the Kid with right hand] Little Humans!
Colonel Madden: [to Dr. Stewart] 'Welcome to the jungle,' said the spider to the fly.