Art Dodge: For me there is only Rimbaud.

Liz Kerner: Rimbaud? Why?

Betty Kerner: Well, it's obvious. He's the original. I mean, Seagal and Van Damme are just cheap imitations.

Art Dodge: Real artists don't need words.

Sheldon: I'm the only man alive with two navels.

Art Dodge: Use your charm.