A couple steals a Matisse painting on contract and manage to evade the police. The sale takes place four days later on an island, but things don't go as planned.A couple steals a Matisse painting on contract and manage to evade the police. The sale takes place four days later on an island, but things don't go as planned.A couple steals a Matisse painting on contract and manage to evade the police. The sale takes place four days later on an island, but things don't go as planned.
- Sweeney
- (as Shaun R. Clarke)
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A very funny romantic comedy, look out for the scene Sandra's getting changed, and on the bed with Dennis.
I watched it as I was (I still am) a huge fan of Sandra Bullock and she didn't disappoint. She had quite a different role in this movie as a "Bad Girl" persona compared to her previous "The Sweet Girl Next Door" character movies she did like Love Potion No. 9, The Net, While You Were Sleeping and Speed. Her character, costumes and her interactions with Denis Leary makes it a worthwhile movie for fans of Sandra Bullock and a an interesting Friday Night movie for everyone else.
One honourable mention is Yaphet Kotto as FBI Agent O'Malley, he basically steals every scene he is in even when Bullock and Leary are present.
Although "Two If By Sea" isn't one of Sandra Bullock's best films, it has a quiet and undeniable charm. It knows how to balance the plot with characterization and keeps you entertained. Frank (Leary) and Roz (Bullock) are two people you grow to care about and want to see the best outcome for. This is a great little film and well worth the watch.
The story starts right in the middle of things with no build up or foundation. Just two people - on the road - with a stolen valuable painting - police hot on their tail - on their way to a meeting with a buyer which equals payday for their efforts. They are also a couple, with their own history and share of problems and personality conflicts - and after 7 years of being together, things have finally come to a head. With the FBI, local police, a flattering neighbor, wise guys, and an obnoxious teenage kid all involved - you are taken down a sometimes comical path to a fun ending.
I saw this one once over 20 years ago, and I remember liking it. I've been in a retro mood lately, so I decided to pop it in and give it another view and I thoroughly enjoyed it. Probably more this time than the last. There is an honesty and carefree quality to both of these characters that is appealing. The ability to seemingly be in the moment with their fair share of pressure and concerns, and yet not take everything too seriously. In fact, it almost radiates a kind of innocence, even though he is a petty thief who she is trying to straighten out.
This one comes with a recommend. I was surprised how much I liked this movie, after all these years. It is a bit dated, but not too much. The chemistry between Leary and Bullock really works well here - almost like these two were made for each other. This is a fun diversion - a great way to spend 96 minutes.
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Did you know
- TriviaScenes from "The Thomas Crown Affair" (1968) appear on the TV in the background when Frank and Roz are in the borrowed mansion. Yaphet Kotto, who plays FBI agent O'Malley in this movie, also appeared in "The Thomas Crown Affair", and Denis Leary appeared in the 1999 remake.
- GoofsAt the party, Roz hits Frank on the left side of his face, but as they walk home he ruefully rubs the right side of his face.
- Quotes
[a local cop is preventing O'Malley from entering a crime scene]
FBI Agent O'Malley: O'Malley, FBI!
Local Cop: O'Malley?
FBI Agent O'Malley: Is there a problem?
Local Cop: No. I just thought you'd be more... , more...
FBI Agent O'Malley: More Irish?
Local Cop: Yeah.
FBI Agent O'Malley: [in a very fake Irish accent] Top o' the fuckin' mornin' to ya!
Local Cop: [embarassed] Yes, sir.
- ConnectionsFeatured in Siskel & Ebert: Memo to the Academy - 1996 (1996)
- SoundtracksHaunted
Performed by Shane MacGowan & The Pogues with Sinéad O'Connor
Written by Shane MacGowan
Produced by Trevor Horn, Dave Jordan and Shane MacGowan
Shane MacGowan appears courtesy of ZZT/WARNER BORS. RECORDS INC.
By Arrangement with WARNER SPECIAL PRODUCTS
Sinéad O'Connor appears courtesy of CHRYSALIS RECORDS
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Box office
- Gross US & Canada
- $10,658,278
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $4,656,986
- Jan 14, 1996
- Gross worldwide
- $10,658,278
- Runtime1 hour 36 minutes
- Color
- Sound mix
- Aspect ratio
- 1.85 : 1
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