[a local cop is preventing O'Malley from entering a crime scene]
FBI Agent O'Malley: O'Malley, FBI!
Local Cop: O'Malley?
FBI Agent O'Malley: Is there a problem?
Local Cop: No. I just thought you'd be more... , more...
FBI Agent O'Malley: More Irish?
Local Cop: Yeah.
FBI Agent O'Malley: [in a very fake Irish accent] Top o' the fuckin' mornin' to ya!
Local Cop: [embarassed] Yes, sir.
Frank O'Brien: People like us are born in little houses and die in little houses, and we've got to find happiness somewhere in between.
[Evan has been exposed as Phil the Shill]
Evan Marsh: Don't worry, Roz. I can beat this.
Roz: You know, you are amazing. You are an amazing... piece of garbage! You're worse than Beano and Fitzy and all those guys. I mean they may be liars and deadbeats and scumbags but they would *never* pretend to be anything they're not!
Evan Marsh: I meet a lot of girls who want to fuck their way into this, but I *liked* you, a little. But you don't know what you want! That's why you're stuck with that loser boyfriend of yours.
Roz: What did you say?
Evan Marsh: Your boyfriend. What's his name?
Roz: His name is *FRANK*!
[punches him in the nose, knocking him to the ground]
Roz: Why can't people remember that name?
[after successfully catching Phil the Shill, with Frank's help]
FBI Agent O'Malley: Hey. Next time you pull a job, give me a call. The way you operate, you might as well be wearing a badge.
FBI Agent O'Malley: This is way too easy.
[debate on how to rescue Beano from jail]
Quinn: I've had enough! Enough of *you*! I ask you not to smoke, you smoke. I ask you not to curse, you curse. I ask you not to *pass gas* and all day it's...
Kelly: I got a gastro intest... . intestinal disease!
Fitzie: The question is... .. "What would Beano do?"
[they drive off in a hurry]
Kelly: He'd be thinking of his own ass and getting out as fast as he could, the selfish midget BASTARD!
Frank: Honey, these are cops. They're like garbage men with guns.
Todd: Girls like muscles. They like muscles and romantic dinners.
Frank: Remember when we had the map. Those were the fuckin' day weren't they. The map days
Fitzie: [They're in a stolen FBI car] I'll tell ya, these cop cars are great. I never sat in the front before.