A Very Brady Sequel (1996)

Christine Taylor: Marcia Brady

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Quotes 

• [all the Brady kids and Alice are tied together by a staircase from Roy Martin, who left and kidnapped mom, they all think in their heads] 

  Bobby Brady : If I had been a better detective, I would've been on Mr. Martin sooner. This is all my fault.

  Cindy Brady : If I wasn't too busy looking for my doll, I would've seen something suspicious. This is all my fault.

  Kitty : I bet he wouldn't have tied me up if I was Barbie. This is all my fault.

  Peter Brady : What a dumb-head I am. I guess Roy was not much of a hero after all. This is all my fault.

  Alice : I must've not put enough mushrooms in his spaghetti sauce. This is all my fault.

  Greg Brady : Marcia looks great in those ropes... Wait a minute, what am I saying? This is all my fault!

  Jan Brady : It was wrong to make up George Glass. This is all my fault!

  Marcia : This is all Jan's fault.

• Jan Brady : His name is George.

  Marcia Brady : George what?

  Jan Brady : George, uhhh Tropicana!

  Carol Brady : What a nice name. Is he Cuban?

  Jan Brady : No i mean... Glass. George Glass

  Marcia Brady : That's funny. I've never heard of a George Glass at our school.

  Jan Brady : That's because he's a transfer student. He came in the last week of school. He's really good looking and he thinks I'm super cool.

  Marcia Brady : Sure, Jan.

• Cindy Brady : You can't take my mommy!

  Marcia Brady : Cindy's right! Take Jan!

• Roy : Marcia. Oh, Marcia, Marcia, Marcia. You have grown up to be so gorgeous!

  Marcia : I know.

  Roy : And Jan. My dear Jan. Isn't Marcia gorgeous?

• Marcia : He even wrote something in my yearbook in French! "Menage A Trois." I bet that means "You're the most."

• Marcia : [brushing her hair and counting]  One, two, three, four.

  [noticing Greg undressing through the curtain] 

  Marcia : Four, four, four.

  Greg Brady : Marcia?

  Marcia : [seductively]  Yes, Greg?

  [normal voice] 

  Marcia : I mean, what?

  Greg Brady : If Roy really is Mom's husband, then does that mean.

  Marcia : We're not brother and sister?

• Marcia : I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

• Marcia : Get with the times, Greg. There's a new thing called Women's Lib. It means women get what they want.

• Marcia Brady : I'm so happy for you, Jan.

  Jan Brady : Really, Marcia?

  Marcia Brady : No.

  [Jan looks disappointed] 

  Marcia Brady : Jan, of course I am!

• [Talking about the music he likes] 

  Warren Mulaney : Well, I'm really into hip hop.

  Marcia : Hip hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

• Marcia : [driving down a road in Hawaii]  You know what's gross? Guys that don't wear bellbottoms. Yecch

• Marcia : Where's Roy? Isn't he going to be joining us?

  Alice : I went to his room to wake him up and he told me to 'stuff it'. He must think we're having turkey for lunch.