Vinnie Terranova
Emma Callendar
Paul Callendar
Lifeguard
Frank McPike
Jason
Dave Goss
Eric
Alex Callendar
Scott Mason
Randy
Dubois
Mayvers
Texan
Deejay (as Michael White)
Stud
Co-Worker
Agent #1
Guard
Nanny (as Gladys Jimenez)
Rural Man
Blonde #2
Lana
Woman
Hans (as Andrew Rolfes)
Secretary (as Rebecca Ann Rothstein)
Stu