Bruce Wayne: What are you doing tonight?

Barbara Gordon: Same thing we do every night, Pinky!

Bruce Wayne: What?

Barbara Gordon: ...Never mind.

80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

[Robin fights Two-face in a movie theater]

Robin: It's your kind of show, Puke face: a double feature.

[Batgirl attacks a thug]

Nightwing: I saw him.

Batgirl: Didn't look like it.

[Batman and Nightwing confront two bears]

Nightwing: You take the brown one. I'll take... the other brown one.