Brass Eye (1997–2001)

Christopher Morris: Christopher Morris, Ted Maul, Austen Tassletine, Alabaster Codify, David Sanction, David Wavvin, 'Your Big West' Presenter, Adam Glape, Bernard Lerring, Capt. Clyde Jackson, Chuck Fadanoid, David Bovvinge, David Compression, David Enthusiap, David Jatt, David Qunt, David Quoosp, David Unesco, David Voffov, Dr. Rupert Fripp, Foster Pann, Greg Enrico, Insp. Lemuel Webb, JLb-8, Mike Fox, Moss Staples, Patrick da Fronk, Paul Trox, Pedo-Files Presenter, Plaap Vlugnet, Purves Grundy, Romo Metaxxas, Sir Hugh Maharggs, Young Offender

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Quotes 

• Christopher Morris : You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak!

• Christopher Morris : Your comments are in and they've been described as "tedious, boring and stultifyingly ill-informed." So thanks for that.

• Ted Maul : Kids burst shops by filling them with rice, and pouring in water: then standing back and laughing, while the bricks are ripped apart by the swelling food.

• Christopher Morris : You haven't got a clue have you? But you will do, if you watch for thirty minutes!

• Christopher Morris : Your child could be splatted... by a roboplegic wrongcock

• Christopher Morris : Now, why are no Paedophiles Black?

• Christopher Morris : Can you imagine the fear of knowing that there's a gay man on board? You'd be thinking, "My God. Will I wake up and find everybody dead?"

• Christopher Morris : If this were really happening, what would you think?

• Christopher Morris : [Crowd]  By the End of the Day, all these people will have been set on Fire, or Bumraped.

• Christopher Morris : The most obvious explanation is that it's a ball of lightning bouncing off a strut. But try telling that to any of these bog-brained murphies. You'd have a better chance of getting a blow-job off the pope.

• Chris Morris : You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe... No, don't actually do it! Where's your self re-cocking-spect?

• Ted Maul : From the moon, Cowsick's a little dot. From the ground, it's a huge mess! Like Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge!

• Christopher Morris : Some would say Tish and Fipsy.