Cow and Chicken (TV Series 1997–1999) - Candi Milo as Mom, Teacher, Flea, Girl, Susie, Woman, Penny, Baby, Beauty Contestant #2, Bird, Bride, Carl's Wife, Cat, Crowd, Daisies, Duck Walla, Ducks (segment "Chicken's First Kiss" and "Squirt the Daisies"), Girl #1, Girl Kid, Girl on TV, Groan, Hyena, Hyena #3, Jungle Woman, Lady, Linda, Lunch Lady, Mrs. McGoonigaigle, Nurse, Old Woman, Pam Doll, Prisoner, Screaming Woman, Security Woman, Singing Kid, Stork, TV Cow, Ticket Lady, Tooth Fairy, V.O. Woman, Wee Wee, Woman #1, Woman on TV

Teacher : Two words: beak washed out with soap! Okay, three words.
Teacher : This is pie, as in SHUT YER PIEHOLE!
Ma : Hurry up and suck your meatloaf kids, I got ice cream con carne for desert!
Chicken : Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me!

Chicken's Clone : It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!

Chicken : Did not!

Chicken's Clone : Did too!

Chicken : Did not!

Cow : Did too.

Cow's Clone : Did too.

Ma : Look, Dad! Our children is twins!
Ma : [Chicken thinks he should miss school, because he has to take care of his new egg] I don't want you skipping school because of your "Being in the family way", and all.
Teacher : Well, basically that's it. Hope you losers enjoyed it.
Ma : There goes Chicken, on his first date and wearing my dress.

Dad : Just like me on our first date!
Ma : Oh dad, that was so manly! A chicken-in-one.

Dad : Manly, yes, but I like it too.
Ma : [playing golf] Drive it home, Dad!

Dad : Two!

[hits his golf bar too far]

Dad : Oh, divot!

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