Lochlyn Munro credited as playing...
- Cliff: I live in a Frat House, right? And these fuckers wanna kick me out for not observing quiet hour!
- [shouting]
- Cliff: Well, they can SUCK my QUIET COCK!
- Cliff: [rapping] My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!
- Cliff: I really shouldn't be driving, I have a suspended license.
- Cooper: Really? For what?
- Cliff: Attempted vehiclular manslaughter... whatever the FUCK that means!
- Cliff: They hate it when you do this.
- [shoots gun at cops]
- Cliff: [looking at a poster of Van Gogh's "Starry Night"] Whoa. Which one of you painted this?
- Rachel: Uhh... I did.
- Cliff: It's soooo smooth.
- Cliff: Do you guys ever get really horny?
- Cooper: Depends where you're going with this.
- Cliff: Who wants to do a bong? How about you?
- Cliff: Zeke!
- Zeke: [terrified] Cliff!
- Cliff: How you been man? I haven't seen you since high school!
- Zeke: I-I thought you were dead.
- Cliff: No! But about THIS close though!
- Cliff: Come on man! Just kick me in the junk!
- Cliff: [Josh is about to drink yellow liquid] That one's not beer!
