Corey Page credited as playing...
Matt
- Matt: [after he gets caught singing a show tune by Cooper] Oh fuck me!
- Cooper: What were you just doing?
- Matt: What? Nothing!
- Cooper: Oh no, don't tell me nothing, you were just singing a show tune!
- Matt: You're crazy, I'd never do that.
- Cooper: You can't be suicidal if you're singing show tunes!
- Matt: I am suicidal.
- Cooper: You're not even depressed!
- Matt: Of course I'm depressed, look at me.
- [hunches over]
- Matt: I'm very fucking depressed.
- Cooper: You fucking poser!
- Matt: [loses his accent] Hey man, I'm not a fucking...
- Cooper: You're not even British!
- Matt: [singing] My words in my sperm, spewing forth my tragic...
- Matt: What the fuck do you two what?
- Josh: Are you a musician?
- Cooper: Are you in a band?
- Matt: Kiss... My... Arse.
- Josh: What?
- [Josh and Cooper look at each other puzzled]
- Matt: That's the name of the bleeding band.
- Josh: Oh, you're gonna be playing the big pre-finals party.
- Matt: Yeah, that's right - if I'm still around.
- Cooper: What do you mean?
- Matt: And who the fuck are you? Fucking Kurt Löder?
- Matt: WOULD YOU PISS OFF AND SHUT MY FUCKING DOOR!
- [Josh and Cooper hurriedly close the door, but remain in the room]
- Matt: Piss off!
- Josh: Oh, Piss off.
- Cooper: [On the way out of the room] What the fuck does piss off mean?