Yvette: I answered the phone. I'm sick I need help.
Floyd: You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.
Floyd: [about a teacher] He confiscated your computer?
TJ Henderson: Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this
[hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it]
Marcus: [about his own slip] What about mine?
Floyd: Oh yeah
[he crumbles it up]
TJ Henderson: Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You're in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.
[about a girl he is tutoring]
TJ Henderson: She's smart, pretty and funny...
TJ Henderson: "Aw" what?
Floyd: You like her.
TJ Henderson: Sure, I'm tutoring her.
Floyd: No, I mean, you *really* like her.
TJ Henderson: [disgusted] Me? A girl?
[TJ turns to leave]
TJ Henderson: Ew!
Floyd: He's got it bad!