Yvette: I answered the phone. I'm sick I need help.

Marcus: The word "can't" isn't even in my vocabulary.

Yvette: Along with most of the other words in the English language.

TJ Henderson: I'll try to be more sensitive to the fact that you're dumber than me.

Marcus: That's all I ask!

Mackey: I gotta get this hat to make me look cool.

[turns his hat to the right]

Mackey: This is the way they're wearing it right? 'Bout it, 'Bout it.

Floyd: You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.

Yvette: Dad! You promised you weren't gonna come down here and binge on cake anymore!

Floyd: You want some some?

Yvette: Yeah.

Floyd: Grab a spoon.

Mr. Basil Militich: T.J. You're not in elementry school anymore. You're in highschool. You've got to learn some self-control.

TJ Henderson: Yeah but I have so many ideas in my head that they just come flowing out.

Mr. Basil Militich: Yes I know.

Floyd: [about a teacher] He confiscated your computer?

TJ Henderson: Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this

[hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it]

Marcus: [about his own slip] What about mine?

Floyd: Oh yeah

[he crumbles it up]

Marcus: Hey!

TJ Henderson: Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You're in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.

[about a girl he is tutoring]

TJ Henderson: She's smart, pretty and funny...

Floyd: Aw...

TJ Henderson: "Aw" what?

Floyd: You like her.

TJ Henderson: Sure, I'm tutoring her.

Floyd: No, I mean, you *really* like her.

TJ Henderson: [disgusted] Me? A girl?

[TJ turns to leave]

TJ Henderson: Ew!

[he leaves]

Floyd: He's got it bad!