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Austin Powers : Why don't you ever model for me, Mrs. Kensington?
Mrs. Kensington : You know how Mr. Kensington feels about that.
Austin Powers : Oh, behave.
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Vanessa Kensington : Hello, Mummy?
Mrs. Kensington : Oh, hello, Vanessa. And how's Austin?
Vanessa Kensington : He's asleep.
Mrs. Kensington : You didn't.
Vanessa Kensington : No! I made him sleep on the sofa.
Mrs. Kensington : Vanessa, I'm proud of you.
Vanessa Kensington : Why?
Mrs. Kensington : Because you've managed to resist Austin Powers' charms.
Vanessa Kensington : [laughing] Oh, well, God knows he tried, Mummy. I actually had to end up being rather firm with him. What about his teeth? It's really bizarre.
Mrs. Kensington : Darling, you have to understand, in Britain in the '60s, you could be a sex symbol and still have bad teeth. It didn't matter.
Vanessa Kensington : Did you ever?
Mrs. Kensington : Me? No, of course not. I was married to your father.
Vanessa Kensington : Did you ever want to?
Mrs. Kensington : Austin is very charming, very debonair. He's handsome, witty, has a knowledge of fine wines. Women want him, and men want to be him. Every bit an international man of mystery.
Vanessa Kensington : Yeah, well, you didn't answer my question, Mummy.
Mrs. Kensington : I know. Let me just say this: Austin was the most loyal and... caring friend I ever had. I will always love him.
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Austin Powers : I've got you now, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil : Not this time. Come, Mr. Bigglesworth! See you in the future, Mr. Powers.
Mrs. Kensington : [he closes and seals his cryogenic pod] My God! He's freezing himself!
Basil Exposition : [narrating as the pod takes off inside a rocket-powered Bob's Big Boy statue] And so Dr. Evil escaped and had himself cryogenically frozen, to return at a time when free love no longer reigned, and greed and corruption ruled again.