Batman & Robin (1997)

Chris O'Donnell: Robin, Dick Grayson

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Robin : [checking out the Batmobile]  I want a car. Chicks dig the car.

  Batman : This is why Superman works alone.

• [last lines] 

  Barbara Wilson : Partners?

  Dick Grayson : Partners.

  Bruce Wayne : Partners.

  Alfred : We're going to need a bigger cave.

• [Batman and Robin are being attacked by Freeze's henchmen] 

  Robin : It's the hockey team from hell!

• Batman : And you are...?

  Batgirl : Batgirl.

  Batman : That's not awfully PC. What about Batperson, or Batwoman?

  Batgirl : Bruce, it's me, Barbara. I found the Batcave.

  Robin : We gotta get those locks changed.

  Batman : She knows who we are.

  Robin : I guess we'll just have to kill her.

  Batman : Yep, we'll kill her later, we have work to do.

• Robin : Nice catch.

  Batman : You break it, you buy it.

• Dick Grayson : I could have made that jump!

  Batman : And you could have splattered your brains all over the side of the building.

  Dick Grayson : You know, in the circus, the Flying Graysons were a team. We had to trust each person to do their jobs. That's what being partners is all about. Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way you win.

  Batman : Your head wasn't even on the job. All you could think about was Poison Ivy.

  Dick Grayson : You just can't stand it! Maybe she wanted me instead of you. I mean, this is your idea of friendship, isn't it, Bruce? It's your house, it's your rules, it's your way to the highway! And it's Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman, and I'm sick of it!

  Batman : Yes, it's my rules. My rules to keep us alive, and if you want to stay in this house and on this team, you will abide by them.

  Dick Grayson : This is no partnership. You're never gonna trust me!

• Robin : She knows who we are. Guess we'll have to kill her.

  Batman : Yep, we'll kill her later. We've got work to do.

• Dick Grayson : Please be here for me!

  Barbara Wilson : Actually I'm looking for Alfred.

• Batman : Who invited you?

  Robin : I was just hanging around.

  Batman : I thought you were gonna stay in the museum. Round up some thugs.

  Robin : How 'bout, "Nice to see ya? Glad you're here to save my life."

• [talking about Poison Ivy] 

  Robin : I can't believe we were fighting over a bad guy!

  Batman : Bad- Yes. Guy? No.

  Robin : Well I'm totally over her, alright? Positively!

  Batman : Me too! Definitely!

  [pause] 

  Batman : Great stems, though...

  Robin : Buds, too.

  Batman : Yeah, those were nice...

• Barbara Wilson : Uncle Alfred's been supporting me his whole life, I'm going to take him away from all this.

  Dick Grayson : Alfred and Bruce are like family.

  Barbara Wilson : Paying someone to do your dishes, cook your meals, you call that family?

• Robin : Where's the snowman?

  Batgirl : Maybe he melted.

  Batman : No, he's just hibernating.

• Robin : You're pretty good at this, little girl.

  Batgirl : Well watch and learn, little boy.

• Batman : [Batman bids for Poison Ivy]  One million dollars!

  Robin : [as does Robin]  Two million!

  Batman : You don't have it. Three million!

  Robin : I'll borrow it from you! Four million!

  Batman : Five million!

  Robin : That's a utility belt not a money belt. Six million.

  [Batman looks at Robin and then produces something from said-belt] 

  Batman : [firmly]  Seven million.

  [it's a credit card blazed with the Bat symbol. Expiration date: FOREVER] 

  Batman : Never leave the cave without it!

  Poison Ivy : [amused by the squabble she's caused]  You two boys aren't going to start fighting over little old me, now are you?

• Robin : I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf.

  Ivy : How about "slippery when wet?"

• Poison Ivy : [Poison Ivy sneaks up on Robin]  Hey there, pretty birdie!

  Robin : Give yourself up! If you surrender...

  Poison Ivy : -to you?

  [She blows lovedust in Robin's face] 

  Poison Ivy : [Offering her hand]  Polly wanna kiss?

• Barbara Wilson : Alfred's sick.

  Bruce Wayne : Alfred's not sick, he's dying.

  Dick Grayson : Dying? Why didn't he tell us?

  Bruce Wayne : You know Alfred, he wouldn't say anything, but I can tell.

• Robin : We'll have to do this upside-down.

  Batgirl : Men, always doing things the hard way.

• Poison Ivy : Kiss me and I'll tell you.

  Robin : Tell me and I'll kiss you.

• Alfred Pennyworth : Barbara is the daughter of my dear sister Margaret.

  Barbara Wilson : Both my parents were killed in a car accident five years ago. Uncle Alfred's been supporting me ever since.

  Bruce Wayne : You have?

  Dick Grayson : So, secrets, Al?

  Alfred Pennyworth : Secrets are a virtual prerequisite in this house. Don't you think so?

  Barbara Wilson : I'm on break from...

  Bruce Wayne : Oxbridge Academy. Alfred's alma mater.

  Barbara Wilson : Uh, the new computer sciences division. How did you know?

  Bruce Wayne : It says so on the patch on your sweater.

• Bruce Wayne : We need the Wayne diamonds.

  Dick Grayson : We gonna trap ourselves a snowman?

  Bruce Wayne : Absolutely, right after you spend ten hours in the simulator, training.

  Dick Grayson : Look, I made a mistake. I'm sorry. Don't go all protective on me. It's not gonna happen again.

  Bruce Wayne : You were reckless, and you almost got killed by Freeze tonight.

  Dick Grayson : I'm fine! See? Me, here, alive? How are we supposed to work together if you won't trust me?

• Barbara Wilson : [about street racing not mixing well with being an Oxford student]  They kicked me out, but it doesn't matter because I've already won all the money I need to do what I've always dreamed.

  Dick Grayson : Just don't tell me you're going to run away and join the circus.

• Robin : I hate to disappoint you but my rubber lips are immune to your charms.

• Batgirl : Damn.

  Robin : Damn? Damn's not good.

  Batgirl : Those targeting mirrors are frozen, the thawing beam won't work.

• Poison Ivy : [to Robin]  One kiss, my love. For luck...

  [Poison Ivy passionately kisses Robin on the lips with a hint of a smile on her face] 

  Poison Ivy : [Pulling away with a look of mock-sympathy on her face]  Bad luck I'm afraid... Time to die, little Robin!

  Dick Grayson : I hate to disappoint you, but...

  [removes rubber lips from his mouth, revealing that Poison Ivy's kiss had no effect on him] 

  Dick Grayson : ...rubber lips are immune to your charms.

• Bruce Wayne : Alright, I'm late for the dedication, and then I go after Freeze and Ivy alone.

  Dick Grayson : LIKE HELL YOU ARE.

  Bruce Wayne : Don't push me right now.

  Dick Grayson : What? Nobody can face IVY but the big, bad Bat? YOU WANT HER FOR YOURSELF

  Bruce Wayne : That's right, Dick. I want HER so much I can taste IT. That's the whole point. She's done something to us. She has us fighting over her somehow.

  Dick Grayson : Here's what I know: she loves me and not you, and it's driving you crazy.

  Bruce Wayne : Listen Dick, why do you think she's so desperate to kiss us? I bet her lips are poisoned.

  Dick Grayson : A poison kiss? You don't understand. She understands how I feel.

  Bruce Wayne : She has clouded your mind and you're not thinking straight.

  Dick Grayson : Oh, but I am. For the first time in a long time. I want a Robin signal in the sky. I'm sick of being in your shadow. All that ends right now.

• Robin : [to Batman]  A poison kiss? You have some real issues with women, you know that? You just couldn't stand it that she was going to kiss me and not you, wasn't it? You couldn't stand it that she wanted me and not you!

• Poison Ivy : Hi there.

  Robin : [walks over to Ivy]  Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?

  Poison Ivy : You will just *have* to find out!

  Robin : I want us to be together but, I also wanna make sure your serious about turning over a new leaf...

  Robin : [sits down beside her]  I need a sign.

  Poison Ivy : How about 'Slippery when Wet'?

  Robin : Of trust. Tell me your plan.

  Poison Ivy : Kiss me and I'll tell you.

  Robin : Tell me and I'll kiss you.

  Poison Ivy : Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing-gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an icecube.

  Robin : [he turns to go]  I've gotta stop him!

  Poison Ivy : [pulls him back to face her]  One kiss, my love... for luck.