Stavros: You know, Jack... I can call you Jack, can't I? I bet there's not a single night where you can close your eyes tight enough without seeing my little boy's face. I'm gonna give you a chance to know your son. If you live today, you'll get to know your son. And if you don't, I'll raise him as my own. You know, men are strong, Jack, but the tiger is stronger. Oh, one more thing, Jack. There's nothing wrong with stepping on a mine. It's stepping off that counts.

Jack Quinn: Who does your hair, Siegfried or Roy?

Yaz: The last guy that made fun of my hair is still trying to pull his head outta his ass.

Jack Quinn: I don't wanna know about your sex life.

Yaz: What's wrong with my clothes?

Jack Quinn: You look like a carrot with earrings.

Yaz: Oops. Air ball.

Jack Quinn: Kathryn! Your damn cow was in my way.

Jack Quinn: Offense gets the glory.

Yaz: But defense wins the game.