Max Jordan / Steven Jordan
Olivia Jordan
Tess Lewis
Jackson Lewis
Scarlett Antonelli
Stu Fishman
Ruth Jordan
Len Jordan
Lawrence Russo
Kathy
Marge
Stu's Date
Dr. Klein
Nurse
Hospital Attendant
Luke Jordan
Helen Jordan
Mrs. Johnson
Alise
Librarian
Caseworker (as Babz Chula)
Records Clerk (as Karen Austin)
Homeless Man
Jennifer Jordan
Max Double / Steven Double
Max at 3 / Steven at 3