Martin Q. Blank
Debi Newberry
Dr. Oatman
Grocer
Marcella
Steven Lardner
Kenneth McCullers
Paul Spericki
Mr. Bart Newberry
Bob Destepello
Felix La PuBelle
Ultimart Carl
Arlene
Ken
Husky Man
Amy
Dan Koretzky
Mary Blank
Melanie the Waitress
Mrs. Kinetta
Nathaniel (as Pat O'Neill)
Tanya
Terry Rostand
Tracy
Waiter
Jenny Slater
Eckhart
Bartender
Cosmo
Marie (as Jackie Rubin)
Dr. Oatman's Patient
Nurse
Bicycle Messenger
Assassin #1
Assassin #2
Assassin #3
Assassin #4
Classmate (uncredited)
Student (uncredited)
Robbie's Mother (uncredited)
Baby Robbie (uncredited)
Dancing Classmate (uncredited)