Wally Sparks
Sandy Gallo
Gov. Floyd Preston
Lenny Spencer
Helen Williams
Priscilla Preston
Harvey Bishop
Emily Preston
Mr. Harry Karp
New York Cab Driver
Reporter #3
Alan Miller
Rapper Announcer (as Sir Mix-A-Lot)
Dean Sparks
Robby Preston
Mrs. Martha Karp
Joey
Robby's Friend
Porn Actor
Commercial Director
Bum
Butler (as Albert Able Eisenmann)
Bartender
Lola Larue
Judge Randel Williams
Agent Cameron
Canadian Ambassader
Canadian Ambassador's Wife
Lady Party Guest
Michael Bolton
Senator Kriegsman
Miss Bussone
Republican Lobbyist
Reporter #1
Reporter #2
Reporter #4
Stable Boy
Teamster
Fan #1 (as Connie Danese)
Fan #2 (as Jennifer Koppelman)
Fan #3
Sumo Wrestler #1
Sumo Wrestler #2
American Wrestler #1
American Wrestler #2
Constituent #1
Constituent #2
Agnes Farber
Cardinal
Hooker Nurse
Tim Allen
Richard Bey
Gabrielle Carteris
George Hamilton
John Henson
Jay Leno
Sally Jessy Raphael
Geraldo Rivera
Roseanne
Jerry Springer
Alana Stewart
Rolonda Watts
Morton Downey Jr.
Mrs. Wentworth (uncredited)
Voices (uncredited)
Dancer (uncredited)
Wally's Assistant (uncredited)
Michael Rooker (uncredited)
Dixie (uncredited)