Men in Black (1997)

Linda Fiorentino: Laurel

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Elle : Hey, Jay! Zed called. The high consulate from Solaxiant 9 wants floor seats for the next Bulls game.

  Jay : All right, let's put in a call to Dennis Rodman. He's from that planet.

  Elle : Rodman? You're kidding.

  Jay : Nope.

  Elle : Not much of a disguise.

• Dr. Weaver : What's with the cat?

  Cop in Morgue : Oh, the cat. Yeah, well, there's a problem with the cat. Sign here.

  Dr. Weaver : [signing]  What's the problem with the cat?

  Cop in Morgue : It's your problem.

  [leaves chortling at his own joke] 

  Dr. Weaver : I hate the living.

• [Dr. Weaver is trying to stall Edgar so she can escape] 

  Dr. Weaver : You don't want to eat me. I'm a very important person on my planet. Like a queen, a goddess even. There are those who worship me. I'm not saying this to impress you, I'm just warning you it could start a war.

  Edgar : War? Good. That means more food for my family. All 78 million of them. That's a lot of mouths to feed, Highness.

  Dr. Weaver : You're a wonderful dad, but I'm staying HERE!

  [escapes] 

• Kay : [looking skywards]  They're beautiful, aren't they?

  Jay : What?

  Kay : The stars.

  Jay : K, you're frightening your partner...

  Kay : I haven't been looking for a partner. I've been looking for a replacement.

  Jay : K, I can NOT do this by myself, all right?

  Dr. Weaver : Hey, guys, can you drop me off home? My apartment isn't in this area...

  Kay : I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's one of a hundred memories I don't want.

• [blasting Edgar the Bug] 

  Dr. Weaver : Interesting job you guys have...

• [the Bug takes Dr. Weaver with him into the flying saucer] 

  Edgar : You're coming with me.

  Dr. Weaver : What?

  Edgar : It's a long trip. I'll need a snack.

• Jay : Dr. uh... Whatever, come here.

  Dr. Weaver : Dr. Whatever? Hey, you guys aren't really from the Department of Health, are you?

  Kay : Rosenberg. Aw, damn. The Arquillians are not gonna like this. This guy was one of the royal family.

  Dr. Weaver : I knew it. This is an alien, and you guys are from some government agency trying to keep it under wraps.

• Dr. Weaver : [still disoriented from being neuralyzed]  Hey, whoever you guys are, you're gonna have to show me some ID if you're gonna be in the morgue.

  Kay : Oh, yes, of course, young lady. Have a look at this for me, please.

  [neuralyzes her again] 

  Jay : Would you stop that!

  Kay : What?

  Jay : That thing is gonna give her brain cancer or something!

  Kay : Never hurt her before. Look, we've gotta get all the doors closed around here. Special Services'll be here any minute.

  Jay : Never hurt her before? How many times have you flashy-thinged that poor woman?

  Kay : Couple.

  Jay : So, what, are you not worried about no long-term damage?

  Kay : A little.

  Jay : K, have you ever flashy-thinged me?

  Kay : No.

  Jay : I ain't playing with you, K, have you ever flashy-thinged me?

  Kay : No.

• Rosenberg Alien : [gasps and wheezes]  Must... to prevent... contest...

  Jay : It's okay, what are you tryin to say?

  Rosenberg Alien : [softly]  To prevent...

  Jay : To prevent... struggle?

  Rosenberg Alien : [sighs]  To prevent...

  Elle : War?

  Rosenberg Alien : War...

  Rosenberg Alien : [continues wheezing and gasping]  The Galaxy... is on... Orion's... Beh... Beh... What is word?

  Jay : Bed... Belt? Orion's Belt?

  Rosenberg Alien : [he shooks his head and then Jay looks at the Arquilian dying]