Out to Sea (1997)

Dyan Cannon: Liz LaBreche

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Quotes 

• Charlie Gordon : Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.

  Liz LaBreche : Well, *that's* sweet.

  Charlie Gordon : What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.

• Charlie : I'm waiting for my sexual prime.

  Liz LaBreche : And just when do you think that's gonna happen?

  Charlie : [Charlie looks at watch. She laughs]  In about five minutes.

• Liz LaBreche : [Charlie fakes a fall onto the deck to hide from Gil spotting him fraternizing with Liz]  Oh, what's the matter? Are you all right?

  Charlie : An old football injury.

  Liz LaBreche : College?

  Charlie : No, professional. The Jets blew a 30-point lead against the Dolphins. I tried to throw my TV set out the window.

• Charlie : What do I look like, a schmuck?

  Mavis : The jury's still out on that one.

  Liz LaBreche : Shut up, ma. We're keepin' him.

• Liz LaBreche : My husband was in the oil business with my dad. If daddy trusted him, I figured I could trust him, too.

  Charlie : So, what happened?

  Liz LaBreche : Well, as it turned out, there were a lot of test wells he was drillin' on the side.

  Charlie : Should've had him neutered.

  Liz LaBreche : Oh, I did, ha ha. Except I used an attorney instead of a doctor.

• Mavis : Hah! A couple of gold diggers, comin' up empty. That's terrific!

  Charlie : We've still got the check from Carswell for $18,000.

  Liz LaBreche : But I thought you tore that...... .

  [shows her the check taped back together] 

  Liz LaBreche : You TAPED it!

  [laughs]