Out to Sea (1997)

Elaine Stritch: Mavis LaBreche

Quotes 

• Mavis LaBreche : I need a crap and a nap and I don't need an audience!"

• Mavis LaBreche : I saw the way you were looking at my daughter's chest.

  Charlie : I used to be a cardiologist.

• Charlie : What do I look like, a schmuck?

  Mavis : The jury's still out on that one.

  Liz LaBreche : Shut up, ma. We're keepin' him.

• Mavis : Which one of the Wright brothers did you buy this from?

  Leon the Pilot : Probably the one you dated in high school.

  Mavis : Wooo! I feel so much better. That's very reassuring. We have a FUNNY pilot!

• Mavis : Hah! A couple of gold diggers, comin' up empty. That's terrific!

  Charlie : We've still got the check from Carswell for $18,000.

  Liz LaBreche : But I thought you tore that...... .

  [shows her the check taped back together] 

  Liz LaBreche : You TAPED it!

  [laughs] 

• Leon the Pilot : [Last lines]  $50 apiece for picking up the two studs!

  Mavis : They ought to give you $50 apiece for CALLING them studs!

  Charlie : Herb, lend me $50 will you? All I got is this check.

  Herb : You're not getting' a nickel out of me, Charlie!