Lilly: I haven't been this happy since it was okay to take drugs.
Lilly Leonard: You know what the twenties are for? Having sex with all the wrong people. Not to get married.
Lilly: [after seeing a red hair on Keith's jacket] Rowena! You're shedding again!
Lilly: I'm not neurotic, I'm just a bitch.
Alan Leonard: What people want in a marriage is what I call emotional valet parking.
Alan Leonard: It is important to dialogue and to language with each other.
Aunt Iris: Phew, I need a drink. Waiter, get over here! No, not you, the young one.
Rowena: [Dan has just returned from what Rowena assumes was a fight with Lillian] Are you all right? You don't even have to talk about it. It must have been awful, trapped out there with that wicked tongue. Well, I hope you gave it right back to her as good as she gave it.
Dan: [pauses and smiles to himself] Oh, I know I did!