Tim
Woody
Alan Darcy
Tim's Dad
Tim's Mother
Gadget
'Wolfman' Knighty
Daz
Young Darcy
Stuart
Youngy
Benny
Meggy
Wesley Fagash
Court Security Man (as Lord Dominic Dillon of Eldon)
Prosecutor
Sally the Judge
Ronnie Marsh
Tonka
Gadget's Dad
Knighty's Dad
Jo
Auntie Iris
Sharon
Jimmy Marsh
Photographer
Daz's Girlfriend
Meggy's Girlfriend
Man Outside Shop
Knighty's Mom
Man with Saucepan on Head (as Lord Shane Meadows of Eldon)
Man Selling Flowers
Boxing Match Judge
Staffordshire Coach
Staffordshire Boxer
Phil 'The Animal' Yates
Stephen S. Stephenson, Jr. (as Ginger Keane)
Jordon Fangash
Fangash's Girl