The Waterboy (1998)

Peter Dante: Gee Grenouille

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Quotes 

• Coach Klein : [it's half-time at the Bourbon Bowl and they're in the locker room]  Anybody got an idea?

  [Silence] 

  Derek Wallace : Hey, remember the time Bobby tackled the referee by mistake?

  [Everybody chuckles] 

  Lyle Robideaux : Yeah, that was pretty funny. How 'bout the time Bobby tackled the guy from Louisville, and threw him into the stands?

  [Everybody laughs] 

  Guy Grenouille : Y'all remember the time he intercepted the ball and his pants fell off, and he ran for the touchdown bare ass?

  [Everybody laughs] 

  Farmer Fran : Remember the time Bobby Boucher...

  [Begins to mumble in his southern drawl, and everybody stares at him] 

  Bobby Boucher : [Bobby shows up in the locker room by surprise]  Remember the time Bobby Boucher showed up at halftime and the Mud Dogs won the Bourbon Bowl, do ya?

  [Everybody starts cheering and shouting] 

• Guy Grenouille : Hey, moron! Hey! Moron! Duh! L-L-Look at me. I'm th-th-the waterboy. Duh! I got a wooden spoon! Duh!

  Greg Meaney : [Bobby pictures the people who tomented him in the past]  Smells like you need a shower, stinky!

  [Meaney laughs evily] 

  Coach Red Beaulieu : You're fired!

  [Red laughs evilly] 

  Bobby Boucher : [Captain Insano and Jim Simmonds laugh] 

  [Bobby becomes enraged] 

  Bobby Boucher : Stop makin' fun of me!

  Guy Grenouille : Red thirty! Hut!

  [Bobby chases Grenouille, screaming, then ramming and tackling him hard to the ground] 

  Coach Klein : [in amazement]  Wow!

  Derek Wallace : Damn!

• Guy Grenouille : I don't want that loser on the team. Everybody's gonna laugh at us.

  Lyle Robideaux : Everybody already 'is' laughing at us. We haven't won a game since nineteen-ninety-FOUR.

• Guy Grenouille : Needledick, Needledick, Needledick!

• Guy Grenouille : Nice going, shithead. You lost us the football game.

  Bobby Boucher : Sorry. Will you please still be my friend?

  Guy Grenouille : No, get away from me.