Joshua A. Beal: My question's about my Aunt Denise. She's not baptized - so that means she's goin' to hell, right?
Sister Terry: Uh, no - actually, she's not, Joshua.
Joshua A. Beal: And my dad's best friend - he's not baptized, either, and that means *he's* goin' to hell.
Sister Terry: Joshua, I think you misunderstood.
Student: Oh, man! Seth Greenberg rides my bus - he's not baptized.
Sister Terry: OK, wait a second...
Billy: Hey - my cousin's goin' to hell?
Sister Terry: No - I don't think...
Dan: That family living next door - their whole house is goin' to hell!
Sister Terry: No, that's not what it says in the book. If you'll notice, on page four... OK! Alright, quiet!... No one is going to hell!
