54 (1998)

Cameron Mathison: Atlanta

Quotes 

• Romeo : [to Shane, at a diner after work with the 54 crew]  Hey, how'd you do tonight?

  Shane O'Shea : [has just worked his first night as a 54 busboy]  Good. I made quite a bit, I think.

  Greg Randazzo : He doesn't mean the tips.

  Anita : You went up to the balcony with Patti, hmm?

  Shane O'Shea : Word gets around fast, I guess.

  Ciel : So did she do the accent?

  Anita : [nudges Ciel]  Um, so how was she?

  Shane O'Shea : Really great, you know. She's a model.

  Atlanta : Really? Have we seen her in anything?

  Shane O'Shea : Yeah, Vogue. French Vogue.

  [everyone else at the table laughs] 

  Busboy #1 : Yeah, she told me Cosmo.

  Anita : She told me Women's Wear Daily.

  Shane O'Shea : Hey, listen, I don't care if it was Sears and Roebuck; it was hot.

• Atlanta : [washing his hands in the men's room as Shane comes in and smacks him on the butt]  Hey.

  Shane O'Shea : [enters a stall and begins to pee, gasping in pain]  Ohh!

  Atlanta : What's wrong?

  Shane O'Shea : I started to take a leak and it felt like razor blades.

  Atlanta : [enters Shane's stall behind him and looks down into the toilet]  Uh-oh.

  Shane O'Shea : What?

  Atlanta : Hey, don't tell me that's your first.

  Shane O'Shea : My first what?

  Atlanta : [puts his hand on Shane's shoulder]  You got the clap, man.

  Shane O'Shea : [groans]  Shit.

  Atlanta : Wake up.

  [slaps Shane on the shoulder and leaves]