Phil Deedle: We're a walking Kodak moment.
Phil Deedle: Two words: no.
Phil Deedle: That's so diculous it's re-diculous.
Mo: Lynch them! Lynch the Deedles!
Stew Deedle: Something's gone horribly awry!
Phil Deedle: You had cake?
Nemo: I'm gonna kill me a Deedle!
Phil Deedle: Whoah, take it down 1000 Stew-man!
Mo: Do not pass go! Do no not collect 2 shiny ranger badges!
[Major Flower has already picked up the Deedles and is driving them to camp]
Phil Deedle: [pointing to various animals they pass by] Whoa, a Bullwinkle! Look, a Bambi, and a dead Pepe Le Pew!
Phil Deedle: Oh, too cool, Stew. This is just like watching a nature show on television.
Stew Deedle: [plugging his nose as they drive over the dead skunk in the road] Or in this case, Smell-O-Vision.
Phil Deedle: What I wouldn't give to be the Deedle in her haystack.
Phil Deedle: Your geyser's a geezer.
Phil Deedle: Hey, Scooby Stew, look!
Little Girl: This stinks. We want fire!
Phil Deedle: [about a bubbling hot spring] It's Nature's Jacuzzi.
Phil Deedle: Captain Pine is short for Caaappttaaiinn Piiiiiiine
Kid in background: You guys rule!
Camper: Hey! Hey! What the heck? These are prairie dogs not gofers!
Stew Deedle: Insert laugh here
Stew Deedle: When I see a cake, I see a forest fire.
Phil Deedle: Operation Gastro Castro?
Stew Deedle: This cave's about to cave.
Stew Deedle: Sorry folks, but in Yellowstone their's never room for jello.