Garda: Hey Cahill! Which sister did you screw last night? Both?

Martin Cahill: Yours.

Martin Cahill: [to Gary, who just admitted to having sex with his own daughter] You're a prick. Criminals don't molest kids. Leave that to the priests will ya?

Frances: [referring to her sister] Why do go around and see Tina? I don't mind.

Martin Cahill: [looking at himself on television] It makes me look fat.

Tina: You're not fat. You're cuddly.

Martin Cahill: We never should have bought this house. You never own things. You never own things. The things own you.