Michael Dorn credited as playing...
Worf
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up?
- Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: Not that we care about that in this day and age.
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Uh huh.
- Cmdr. Beverly Crusher: [notices Data] Thank you, Data.
- Data: [walks over to Worf]
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: I've an odd craving for the blood of a live Kolar beast.
- Data: And have you noticed how your boobs have firmed up? Not that we care about tha...
- Captain Picard: Mr. Worf, do you know Gilbert and Sullivan?
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: No sir, I have not had a chance to meet all the new crew members since I have been back.
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: [after disabling a drone with his phaser-compression rifle] Definitely feeling aggressive tendency, sir!
- [there is a blemish on Worf's face]
- Captain Picard: Have you been in a fight, Mr Worf?
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: [sighs] No sir... it is a "gorch".
- Captain Picard: Gorch?
- Data: [whispers] Pimple, sir.
- Captain Picard: Oh... it's hardly noticeable.
- Captain Picard: Bridge to Commander Worf... Worf?
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: Captain?
- Captain Picard: I don't know how they do it on Deep Space 9, but on the Enterprise, we still report for duty on time.
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: [Worf jumps out his bunk, bashes his head]
- [on intercom]
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: Sorry sir, I'm on my way.
- Captain Picard: We'll skip the court martial this time. Picard out.
- Captain Picard: Mr. Worf, our job is to come up with a plan to safely capture Data.
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: I've already had Commander La Forge modify this tricorder with one of Data's actuation servos. Its operational range is only four meters, but it will shut him down.
- Captain Picard: Good to have you back, Mr. Worf.
- Lieutenant Commander Worf: The Son'a wish to negotiate a cease-fire. It may have to do with the fact that we only have three minutes of air left.