Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)

Jonathan Frakes: Riker

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• Counselor Deanna Troi : [after Will kisses her]  Yuck!

  Commander Riker : Yuck?

  Counselor Deanna Troi : I've never kissed you with a beard before.

  Commander Riker : I kiss you and you say "yuck"?

• Commander Riker : Our guests have arrived. They're eating the floral arrangements on the banquet tables.

  Cmdr. Beverly Crusher : I guess they don't believe in cocktails before dinner.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Oh, my God. Are they vegetarian? That's not in there.

  Captain Picard : Perhap we should have the chef whip up a light balsamic vinaigrette, something that goes well with chrysanthemums.

• [about Worf's pimple] 

  Commander Riker : Klingons never do anything small, do you?

• [Referring to his clean-shaven face] 

  Commander Riker : Smooth as an android's bottom.

• Commander Riker : [referring to his shaven face]  Smooth as an android's bottom, eh, Data?

  Data : I beg your pardon, Sir?

  Data : [later]  Commander! May I?

  [feels his face, shakes his head] 

• Commander Riker : Time to use the Briar Patch the way Br'er Rabbit did.

• Commander Riker : [the Enterprise is rocked by a photon torpedo from the Son'a ship]  Photon torpedo. Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?

  Geordi La Forge : I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.

• Commander Riker : [to Lt. Daniels]  Tell them our transceiver assembly is down, that we can send messages but not receive them.

  Lt. Daniels : I don't think they believe us.

  Commander Riker : Why not?

  [the Enterprise is rocked by a photon torpedo from a Son'a ship] 

  Commander Riker : Photon torpedo.

  [Walking over to Geordi] 

  Commander Riker : Isn't that the universal greeting when communications are down?

  Geordi La Forge : I think it's the universal greeting when you don't like someone.

• Commander Riker : We're through running from these bastards!

• Commander Riker : [Deanna absent-mindedly plays with the nape of his neck]  You haven't done that in a long time.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : What?

  Commander Riker : What you're doing to my neck.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Was I doing something to your neck?

• Commander Riker : You got a minute?

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Sure.

  Commander Riker : I need a little counseling.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Well, there's a first time for everything.

  Commander Riker : [lying down, putting his head in her lap]  So do I lie down or what?

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Um... well, whatever makes you comfortable. But this isn't one of the usual therapeutic postures.

  Commander Riker : But it is comfortable.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Mm-hmm. Why don't you try sitting up.

  Commander Riker : Why don't you try lying down?

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Well, you're in quite a mood today. Do you really need counseling, or did you come down here to play?

  Commander Riker : I think I'm having a midlife crisis.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : I believe you.

  Commander Riker : I'm not sleeping well.

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Dr. Crusher has something that can take care of that.

  Commander Riker : What I need, I can't get from Dr. Crusher.

• Commander Riker : [reading up on the Son'a]  Half-century ago, they conquered two primitive races, the Tarlac and the Ellora, and then integrated them into their culture as a labor class. Look at this. "The Son'a are known to have produced mass quantities of the narcotic ketracel-white. Their ships are rumored to be equipped with isolytic subspace weapons outlawed by the second Khitomer Accord."

  Counselor Deanna Troi : Why would we be involved with these people?

  Commander Riker : Good question.

• Commander Riker : Do you think it's possible for two people to go back in time, fix a mistake they've made?

  Counselor Deanna Troi : On this ship? Anything's possible.