19 May 2018 | Platypuschow
True story, I found myself watching Trance because it's advertised as a remake of The Mummy. Seriously! Now to be clear I didn't expect Egypt, I didn't expect a mummy I just expected some loose adaptation of the plot.
You know, like they've done with various Shakespeare tales. Brought it into modern day and adapted it accordingly.
Starring Karate Kids Martin Kove, the one chin that beats Bruce Campbells Mr Robert Z'Dar and Re-Animator star Martin Kove I can confidently say I don't get it.
Please explain to me how this even references The Mummy let alone is a remake of it?
Essentially it tells the story of a mafia guys girlfriend who finds herself drawn to a mysterious magician who may have ties to her magician father and yadadada.
It looks dated, looks like an early 90's action flick but contains very little action and the plot looks like its been through the blender repeatedly and has come out missing pieces.
Harmless but dumb ignore the advertising, this is not The Mummy in any shape or form.
Some interesting characters
Lead actress looks plastic
Plot is a mess
Who am I supposed to be rooting for?
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
Can't........stop looking...........at the chin!