The Wedding Singer (1998)

Ellen Albertini Dow: Rosie

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• Rosie : Are you nervous?

  Robbie : I'm actually not that nervous. I've been around lots of weddings before, so I figure it won't be very different.

  Rosie : I didn't mean about the wedding. I meant about the wedding night. Will this be your first time with intercourse?

  Robbie : Uh...

  Rosie : Well, don't be ashamed. You know, when I got married, I wasn't a virgin. I'd already had intercourse with eight men.

  Robbie : Now, that's something I didn't wanna know about.

  Rosie : That was a lot back then; it'd be like two hundred today!

• Rosie : [rapping]  I said hip hop, a hibbi to da hibbi da hip hip hoppin, ya don't stop-a rockin' to da bang bang boogie say up jump da boogie to da rhythm to da boogie da beat!

• [Rosie is trying to get Robbie to practice asking women out] 

  Rosie : I'll be a beautiful young woman, and you be Robbie. Now, ask me out.

  Robbie : You know, I'm really not comfortable...

  Rosie : [In character]  Hello, sir. Was there something you wanted to ask me?

  Robbie : [sighs]  Fine. Would you like to go out on a date with me?

  Rosie : [solemnly]  No. Your penis is too small.

• Rosie : [to Julia]  : He wants to make money. You know - live in a nice house with wide windows and locks. You can't expect him to live forever with his sister and the nipple-twisting that goes on there.